Random things my kiddiwinks say

Mummy: Are you learning about Christmas at school?
Tristan: Yes
Mummy: What have you learnt?
Tristan: First, you need to build a snowman.
Mummy: Ok.....
Tristan: Then Santa comes down the chimney with lots of presents
Mummy: Anything else?
Tristan: Oh yeah! We need a sticky tree!